In this thread, please speculate on what Alex Nagle is doing right now, on the train

The ride up:

Sitting next very attractive 20-something female who talked to me ACTUALLY reading the "Odyssey". Arrive in Boston and am greeted by FuSoYa and Baliset. Girl leaves station arm linked with someone who could not be anything other than her boyfriend. I leave the train station with metal riff-raff. Bearded


The ride back:

I sit near hot 20-something female in Tufts University hoodie and sweatpants. Didn't talk to her. Fall asleep and when the train approached NY Penn Station, a man nearby took it upon himself to wake me up so that I don't miss the NY stop. I angirly told him that this was NOT my stop and that it was arrogant of him to assume that it was. I also told him that I don't like being touched by strangers. Everybody in the immediate area of the train stared at him when I made the remark about strangers touching me. Went back to sleep. Arrived at 30th Street Station in Philly and left alone. Clean-shaven