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ScientistOfDarkness
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Malergion said:
There are some wonderful shots on there. It takes a lot to disturb me or reach me, and there are two or three photos on that site that really stand out to me.
I particularly like the picture of the very old woman in her casket and the outlandish brand names in the cosmetics-of-death drawer.
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ScientistOfDarkness
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Yeah, according to the comments, even he's not sure where it came from, he just found it in the attic of the mortuary. It's like those in the death profession are in some sort of 1950s Twilight Zone.
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ScientistOfDarkness
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Malergion said:
Yeah, it is. It's like those "Where Did Grandpa Go?" books. Or "Why Does Daddy Sleep With Uncle Todd?". I saw something like that in the bookstore not too long ago. You might have heard my laughter in California.
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ScientistOfDarkness
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Malergion said:
Such as "Daddy, Papa and Me".
""Mommy, my friend Timmy says our teacher is gay. What does gay mean?" You might say, "Gay means that Ms. Chambers loves a woman like I love Daddy.""
What a fluffly explanation. I wish a kid would ask me what gay was.
"You know where you pee from, and where you poo from? Well, homos take one and put it into the other of another man."
I'm sure.
They should make one for the children of skeptics called: "He's Dead, Kid. Get Over It."
They should make one for the children of skeptics called: "He's Dead, Kid. Get Over It."
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"What about men, mommy?"
"They take their wee wees and put them in each other's mouths, sometimes contracting diseases and spreading them around. This is god's way of telling them they're not doing it right."
"They take their wee wees and put them in each other's mouths, sometimes contracting diseases and spreading them around. This is god's way of telling them they're not doing it right."