INSIDE THIS THREAD: you are hopelessly out of the loop

[azal]

George Michaels is gay!!

 

[Demonspell]

Holy crap, Emperor broke up. At least I still have In Flames, they'll never sell out.

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

Whoa, did you guys hear this?

 

[TheNewChupe]

can i get pregnant if i stand up right after sex?

you have to jump up and down really fast to get the sperm to get all dizzy.

 

[TheNewChupe]

i was reading this paper the other day and it had an article that was actually written by a squirrel about nuts! they had a picture of him and everything! it was called The Potato or some other vegetable-type thing.

 

[FalseTodd]

Man, Vanilla Ice sucks.

Also, Rage Against the Machine: You're on, like, Warner Bros. you hypocrites!

 

[IanDork107]

Internet?

 

[avi]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=122671

 

[xfer]

What the fuck is the Internet?

 

[TheNewChupe]

martha stewart is so perfect in every way! even finances!

 

[Demonspell]

I've been hoarding food and electrical equipment for Y2K. You think I'm being too paranoid?