inst. vid.: how to spoon

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

I usually have the pillowbetween my angled arm and my head...the arm angled so that the elbow is above her head and the hand under my ear...works great.....

That's what I do, too. It's also easy to roll away from that position without her noticing!

 

[grywolf627]

Reminds me of "Friends"...explaining the 'hug and roll' method. lol

 

[SocialNumb]

I say fuck the spooning while sleeping. You're lucky if I don't push you off the bed.

 

[grywolf627]

Spooning isn't so bad in the early stage when everything is still new and romantic. But after that wears off...that's your side of the bed...this is mine. There is an imaginary border...a wall. Do not cross this border. The only way the border guard can be bribed is with sex, of course.

 

[SocialNumb]

That's why I used "while sleeping" I don't mind and rather enjoy it but not while I'm sleeping.

 

[Metaltastic]

The only position I can reliably fall asleep in is on my stomach (drool-city, unfortunately, but it is what it is ), so I straight up can't do spooning unless it's just for teh cuddlez

 

[grywolf627]

Marcus, sounds like you've learned some bad habits from Rufus (sleeping on stomach, drooling). By the way, he was been noticeably absent from the forum for some time now.

 

[Notuern]

that was brilliant, was pissing myself at some bits - especially "dutch oven"

Yeah, they only missed out the part where you leave it under the cover for about 30 seconds, you know, let it grow for a while!
THEN you pull the cover over her head!

 

[kaomao]

brilliant!