instead of having another debate

[azal]

post pics of Al Gore trying to simulate human emotions.

 

[lizard]

ha that would work.

 

[xfer]

he simulated exasperation pretty well in the 2000 debates. HUFFF! HUFF HUFF!!

(to quote kellyxfer)

 

[lizard]

simulating a human:

 

[xfer]

emphasis on MAN

 

[chupe666]

whoa, cheney's got camel toe!

another riverfronttimes.com best of 2004 pick:

Best Band Name:
Dick Cheney's Dick

 

[inkybmistro]

this doesn't even have to do with pleats!

 

[azal]

how funny would it be if this guy stumbled upon the board.

Alex would get such a beat down.

 

[xfer]

aside from the title, i didn't really make value judgments in that thread, though--his actions speak for themselves.

 

[Kitty Star]

Mud wrestling?

 

[Josh Seipp]

SPELLING BEE

jesus sometimes I hate this board

 

[Kitty Star]

I'm glad we agree on the mud wrestling.

 

[chupe666]

who the heck would want to see them mud wrestle?

actually, they didn't sound like they were far away from doing that last night. the whole thing was pretty childish. "my opponent says this! what a jerk!" "oh yeah, well he did this! get a load of this!" i only heard like one statement that was actually informative about the candidate's own plans for the future and the rest was mostly either nebulous figures that could mean anything or about what one would've done differently in hindsight.

 

[chupe666]

ask either of them to spell GOP.

 

[Kitty Star]

I didn't say THEY had to mud wrestle. Just somebody mud wrestly in general. I'd volunteer if I had someone to wrestle. Bascially I just wanna play in the dirt today. Haven't done that in awhile. Hmmm...

 

[chupe666]

i see this thread heading south.

 

[Kitty Star]

NO! No it's not. I am taking the high road. Josh's spelling bee sounds like a grand idea.

 

[lizard]

Kitty Star, please tell me you don't want to mud wrestle with George Bush

 

[AndICried]

as a Burr, I favor the concept of duels. especially since we win.

amazing.

Argh, this reminded me so much of Barry Lyndon

 

[Kitty Star]

Lizard: Hell no I don't!!!