Inventions we need

[Johanna]

The modern world has spawned many magnificent magickal machines and glorious gadgets such as the chocolate milk blender-think, the Magic Bullet (tm), the electric shock-workout and the anal temperature device.

Still, there are some things I do miss in my life. And I am certain you feel the same. This is a thread where we can all help the world out and provide the inventors here in the RC idea factory with ideas on how to save mankind from certain doom, displeasure and irritation they never knew they could have.

I'll go first: I want a microwave in reverse to get my beer cold when I forgot to put 'em in the fridge on time.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Why the fuck don't we have wormholes yet? Somebody needs to get on that.

 

[Guthrum]

A toilet in the shower? A tower, or a shoilet, if you will.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Something that allows you to punch people over the internet.

 

[AsModEe]

^^ OMFG, WINNER!

 

[MFJ]

seriously though, some tiny little device that can instantly purify water down to he radiation level.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

teleportation

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Something that allows you to punch people over the internet.

IRL
close thread, we have a winner.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Something that allows you to punch people over the internet.

Patent this.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

A toilet in the shower? A tower, or a shoilet, if you will.

some travel trailers have this

 

[Nico]

Definitely a properly universal remote. One that'll switch off lights and operate stereo/TV/computer/beer robot.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

And people?

Related to that, how about a remote that allows you to mute people like you do with a TV.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Something that allows you to punch people over the internet.

lmfao

dude, id be ALL over that. Id probably hang out @ GMD more often.

 

[NAD]

The world has too many inventions, I'd like to see the eradication of a few before more were invented. Number one on the list: books on tape.

Something that allows you to punch people over the internet.

Erik already invented something like this, although it involved stabbing someone's eyes out via the internet, as queued by a few keywords I do believe.

There was likely an MSPaint mockup of it at one point, possibly involving sea monstars.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I also think we need a universal beeper, fuck the ones that find your keys! I want ones that find what ever you want it to find. Lost your wallet somewhere in your room it will beep so you can find it, lost something you put in a "safe place" but then forget where that "safe place" is, just beep it. Lost your keys..... errr wait.

Oh, it should totally go on the almighty universal remote.

Definitely a properly universal remote. One that'll switch off lights and operate stereo/TV/computer/beer robot.

 

[Reign in Acai]

lmfao

dude, id be ALL over that. Id probably hang out @ GMD more often.

In Erik like fashion I just asked Deroff to ban me from that shithole. Over the course of the past month, partially out of boredom, partially out of morbid curiosity, I have been ghosting their social forum.

I'm was about ready to unload this afternoon, but don't care to receive an included banishing from RC, so I refrained.

Needless to say, I'd purchase half a dozen of Max's inventions and wear em out until the washers need replacing.