Iranians piss even more people off

[Jurched]

Iranian delegates in Belgium first demanded that no alcohol be allowed in a restaurant where they were going to eat (not even for other patrons) and then they refused to shake hands with a Belgian woman. There's a historical lesson here, folks.

Belgian Senate president Anne-Marie Lizin cancelled talks with the visitors over the handshake issue.

"We tried to find a solution, but they held fast to their position of not wanting to shake her hand," spokesman Patrick Peremans said.

The Senate said the meeting with the 12-strong delegation had been called off because of the "continued refusal" of Ms Lizin's counterpart to shake her hand.

Nice little story. Now, back in the 1400s, a Turkish delegation visited Prince Vlad the Impaler and sat down to supper. They were told to remove their turbans, but they replied it was their country's custom not to remove headdresses during meals. Vlad said "Really? In that case, we shall be certain that your hats never come off." And he had the turbans nailed to the heads of the Turkish guests.

Vlad the Impaler explained to them, "When you are in someone else's country, you must follow their customs, or you risk offending your hosts!"

I say, the Belgians should've said to the Iranians, "Ok, you will never have to shake hands with anyone again!" and promptly CHOP THEIR HANDS OFF, and send their stupid asses back to Teheran as a warning.


Jurched

 

[Hawng]

Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a
Whaler could have been a Tailor,
He turned out to be Norman Mailer
Whoaaoo
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster,
Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure
[chorus]
He's so glad he's Vlad
When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned
He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad

 

[gaschamber]

hawng- very good song.

 

[Mxgonzo]

She should have said "Well, Mr. Iranian Ambassador, In that case, There is the door. Don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out"

 

[Mxgonzo]

Oh Shit! They are talking about this on the radio right now!!

 

[sknight]

I say if anyone posts excerpts from an article, they should post the source, or it's bullshit.

 

[T_man357]

I say if anyone posts excerpts from an article, they should post the source, or it's bullshit.

And I say "FUCK IRAN!!!" Lets nuke those camel monkey mother fuckers!!
And watch them all run around like this....:hotjump: :hotjump:

 

[Hawng]

And I say "FUCK IRAN!!!" Lets nuke those camel monkey mother fuckers!!
And watch them all run around like this....:hotjump: :hotjump:

awsome

 

[prime666]

why stop there, most of the middle east should be destroyed.

 

[T_man357]

why stop there, most of the middle east should be destroyed.

I concur.

 

[metalgtr84]

The thorn in modern civilization's foot.

 

[sknight]

And I say "FUCK IRAN!!!" Lets nuke those camel monkey mother fuckers!!
And watch them all run around like this....:hotjump: :hotjump:

And I say the same thing. No Islamic nation should even exist. But I can't post up this shit on another site without the links to back them up.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Ah the joys of religious and traditional conservatism. If the amsassador have a problem with greeting people at work or seeing patrons at bars taking substances that are legal in that part of the world he should never have agreed to a meeting in a resturant or even work as a diplomat.

He should move out in the middle of nowhere in Iran, collect some guns, jerk off to the koran. Mumble things about how "God created my penis in one day", jerk off some more so that the last pages stick together, try to make a new koran from clay and shoot at some airliner, fishing boat or what else technology the heathens have created.

Fucking dork.

 

[T_man357]

But I can't post up this shit on another site without the links to back them up.

Sure you can dude.....I checked with allah and he said it's o.k.

 

[sknight]

Hey, it's worse in the county I live in. Wait until it gets posted online. Suffolk County NY has put together a council on muslim relations, so we're going to be bowing down to these people more and appeasing them. These appeasement is our weakness and how they are going to take over.

What I don't understand is Indians have been telling people how bad they are for a long time now, yet no one cares. They will not stop their expansion until they take over the world, which is their prime directive- the spread of Islam. ONce there, they will oppress the minorities, murder the unconverted (which still happens), and then fight amongst themselves. Their takeover is now economic. They know this is how they can do it in the modern world. And Al-quaida has said they are going to drain our economy with war. Seems like they're successful.

We're pussies and we won't protest. All it will take is telling your neighbors and passing the word down through neighborhoods on up to protest. Gas is $3 a gallon and rising. No one is doing anything about it, while UNOCOL may go to another oil thirsty nation who is going to apportion it for themselves and tell us to fuck ourselves. We are in a fucked up country.

Back to the point, we have been telling people for years how bad the muslims are, but no one gave a shit and now we even go as far as to try and improve relations with them. They are laughing at all of us, believe me. Being Indian, they'll tell me more that they'll say in front of a white person. This is sickening.

 

[atrocity]

Kaziklu Bey - Devils son
Chosen one

After the fourth crusade all christian piety is gone
And the greatest commander against the muslim turks you have now become

Kaziklu Bey - Stormbringer of fright
Now show the world your might

Impale you every foe with delight
And let the frail decend into eternal night
Gather your armies for the decisive fight
Your elite state is now in sight

Storming in fury with ten thousand men
To teach the muslims a lession again
In the port of Giurgiu their ambush will fail
To Wallachia in chains the turks now grow pale
With poles through their bodies they all now will die
And the sultan Muhammed in anguish will cry

At the forthcoming winter the war since long planned
To spread the religion which the turks banned
Went on all the way to the Black sea
Where overwhelming armies forced Dracul to flee

Kaziklu Bey - Lord of blodshed
The infidel you dismembered

Rise and conquer with your army you people from the turkish yoke liberated
After the battle at Giurgiu the deathfigure was 23809 turkish ears, noses and
heads

By poison the wells and burning the land
Dracul only left ashes to the men from the sand
While the peasants joined Dracul the turks heard the cry
Of wolves and only saw vultures in the sky

At the "terror night" Dracul striked the starved turks
And killed thousand and thousand to complicate their works
Next morning the turks found Tirgoviste in flames
And a forest of Impaled men with turkish names

The the sultan gave up his conquering plan
"What can we do against such a man?"


NP: Marduk - Kaziklu Bey (The Lord Impaler)




Haha btw Lord Impaler rules! When I was in HS in Turkey, I was taking Ottoman History classes, and I had to learn a lot about him.

 

[Jurched]

I say if anyone posts excerpts from an article, they should post the source, or it's bullshit.

Lissen, so who's giving you shit, and where, and with what? Why's your cryptic postings like some lousy game of Clue! lately?

Jurched

 

[gaschamber]

Lissen, so who's giving you shit, and where, and with what? Why's your cryptic postings like some lousy game of Clue! lately?

Jurched

(black woman voice) ahh no he di-int

betta hand out a complaint card for dat service muh nigga

 

[Jurched]

(black woman voice) ahh no he di-int

betta hand out a complaint card for dat service muh nigga

I just wanna know what forum he's been on, where the moderator prick or some other prick demands links or cliff notes or foot notes or any other proof.

Can't stand that shit!

Once I was on a forum, wrote a reply with my own anecdote. Next thing I knew, like six dirtbags were all over me, accusing me of "hijacking a thread" or some lame-ass shit like that. Goddamn bolsheviks!

Ger ched

 

[gaschamber]

I just wanna know what forum he's been on, where the moderator prick or some other prick demands links or cliff notes or foot notes or any other proof.

Can't stand that shit!

Once I was on a forum, wrote a reply with my own anecdote. Next thing I knew, like six dirtbags were all over me, accusing me of "hijacking a thread" or some lame-ass shit like that. Goddamn bolsheviks!

Ger ched

i just think that people need to realize that it is a MESSAGE BOARD ON THE INTERNET.