Iron Maiden makes the top 10 richest list...

Fuck it mate, just pirate their next ten releases, and anything from their back catalogue you don't have.
 
Maiden are fuckwits !
I don't give a fuck if they tour again or not any more.
Fuck it, Metallica kicks there faggy pomy ass
And at least AC/DC never let us down
 
I am touring soon. Keep a look out for dates in your local street press
 
You'll make so make so much money tour Haupy.

"Hello *insert city name here* I hate everything, also, I am a closet homsexual. I love halford, in a sexual way. this is our next song. It's called "WE ARE GAY""
*cue generic riff*