Is King Purple Rainbow The UltimateMetal.com King As Well???

  • Thread starter King Purple Rainbow
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KPR...The UltimateMetal.com King?

  • Of Course!

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Of Course Not!

    Votes: 8 32.0%
  • KPR Is King Everywhere!

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • KPWho?

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • Cherry Coke Is Rather Tasty!

    Votes: 10 40.0%

  • Total voters
    25
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King Purple Rainbow

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I'm thinking this poll will be rather one-sided...

:D

:)
 
Cherry Coke owns your ass KPR!!!! Dont deny the awsomeness of it or it will hunt you down.......push you down a stair case.....then put gum in your hair!
 
As a matter of fact, I had some Cherry Coke yesterday! Good stuff, I won't deny it.

But I think Vanilla Coke is the so called 'Rookie Of The Year' of sodas! Like Code Red Mountaid Dew was a while back!
 
Oh yeah...

And sorry Mark!

You rule with power yet are kind to the occasional Rainbow King!

Cheers!
 
BORING?!?!

I'M THE MOST ELECTRIFYING RAINBOW KING POSTING AT ULTIMATEMETAL.COM!!!

YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE!!!
 
Whatever?!?!

I'm electrifying...

AND YOU KNOW IT!!! :D

:)
 
I miss caffeine free coke :( caffeine free diet coke ain't the same...

Ahhh those school day afternoons, walking home with a can of caffeine free coke and a mars bar...

Might account for my Very Metal Girth :D
 
Death awaits for the fearful purple rainbow
it's gripping fist passes through the haze
amidsts confusion, he deems himself as king
and once again, is drawn into the maze

For the purple rainbow, it's hue lost in dunes
Awaits salvation, his psyche to be fed
Anguish engulf his deepers wounds
as this post by himself is read

Crying for help, this bitter soul weeps
unknown to this land or none
as UM throw in their darkest truth
this bitter one is done

:D

Here ye, Hear ye... for the dawn has passed again
As I call upon the best, all the rest obey
Mark's our King, I hereby say
This fact shall forever lay

For all the rest that lay the strength
To be deemed as the UM King
be just mere flocks of pink kangaroos
floating without hue
:rolleyes:
 
I go with the cherry coke as well ;)

KPR is mighty cool anway, you fuckers just wouldn't get it hahaha! :)
 
I am the King!
You must recognize!
The RainbowLand crown,
There's no greater prize!

How can you deny
The purpltastic joy
That I bring to UltimateMetal?
Oh, don't you be coy!

Just say it out loud!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
There's no one else like me,
So today I shall hurl

A handfull of Skittles!
For you to enjoy!
From your rainbow king...
I must say, "Oh Boy!"

Don't thank me all at once!
I appreciate your love!
I feel like one of the family,
I thank the Lord above!

www.skittles.com
www.mms.com
www.ritchieblackmore.com