Is someone taking out the Soul Men?

[NinjaGeek]

If so, Samuel L. Jackson is next.

 

[General Zaroff]

If Jackson dies, people will be screaming conspiracy.

 

[Zephyrus]

They always die in threes.

 

[Valerie]

Samuel L. Jackson is a bad motherfucker. He cannot die.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm tired of these motherfuckin' niggas dying in mothafuckin' threes!

 

[Zephyrus]

It was almost Morgan Freeman to begin the trifecta.

 

[rms]

Samuel L. Jackson is a bad motherfucker. He cannot die.

If you were about to kill Jackson, would you read his passage in the bible that he reads in Pulp Fiction?

 

[Ender Rises]

If you were about to kill Jackson, would you read his passage in the bible that he reads in Pulp Fiction?

You're suggesting a hypothetical that is, in fact, impossible.

 

[llamaking]

If someone tried to kill jackson he would just be like FUCK NO and refuse to die.

 

[False Joe]

It's because theirs paths are beset on all sides by the inequities and tyranny of evil men tbh.

But this is getting rather gay. Admittedly someone told me Isaac Hayes was dead about 3 years ago so the shock was slightly lessened but still

 

[cookiecutter]

If someone tried to kill jackson he would just be like FUCK NO and refuse to die.

What if you used a shark?

 

[rms]

He probably has his batman shark repellent

 

[The Ozzman]

If someone tried to kill jackson he would just be like FUCK NO and refuse to die.

No.

He'd say 'Hold on to your butts!'