It is true. I have left the soldiers in Dimmu Borgir!

[Nick Barker]

After the mighty crusade I have marched along the path of the supremely evil, I have made the swift decision to steal Shagrath's chicken nuggets while he was not looking. I thought this as a friendly prank... he did not! So, in endulging in the mighty morsels made of chicken testicles, I was stopped short by a spiked leg to my beefy Satanic scrotum! With a tremendous black metal shriek, I was exiled from the band. More updates as time progresses...

-Nick Barker

 

[Chromatose]

you actually think shagrath can eat all the hotdogs that have been left remaining in the wake of your departure?!?!?

 

[Chromatose]

because if he doesn't... they'll go bad..

and when those hotdogs go bad, boy do they go bad

 

[Nick Barker]

because if he doesn't... they'll go bad..

and when those hotdogs go bad, boy do they go bad

This is true! I have experienced many a bad hot dog! They have made the mistake of taking away their meat eating monster powers...

 

[ms. anthrope]

So, in endulging in the mighty morsels made of chicken testicles, I was stopped short by a spiked leg to my beefy Satanic scrotum!

 

[Super Mahrio]

Aww...Shagrath probably stole your blueberry muffins...he tried to take mine once! that damn putz, stealing everyones muffins..so now hes left with hot dogs...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[Kvlt Wench]

That muffin-stealing bastard.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Why cant all the members leave the group?!?! 1 down 5 to go :crosses fingers::

 

[Will Bozarth]

if only Lars, Kirk, and James would die now

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

don't forget bob whats hisface, the producer guy

 

[sinerchris]

i wonder if Dani Filth will contact him and kick out Adrian

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

CoF has crazy lineup changes... i think that the only member of the band left from the original lineup (six people) is Dani