it was almost two years ago...

Oh geeze I just remembered... I dreamt up this whole elaborate "Kleo's been kidnapped by the Anathema guys" thing and even wrote a ransom note but Massi was passed out like a hobo in the back of the palladium so i never delivered it.
 
Also what Azal never figured out was I totally fisted his girlfriend! Or the tailpipe of his minivan. Either way... YEEEEEEEEEEEOUCH
 
Although coffee is a laxative you don't really want to use it as one because it also dehydrates. So if you need a laxative because of dehydration coffee would actually make it worse.