Oh geeze I just remembered... I dreamt up this whole elaborate "Kleo's been kidnapped by the Anathema guys" thing and even wrote a ransom note but Massi was passed out like a hobo in the back of the palladium so i never delivered it.
Although coffee is a laxative you don't really want to use it as one because it also dehydrates. So if you need a laxative because of dehydration coffee would actually make it worse.