It's a very rare moment when I'm speechless...

[lizard]

and I usually try to respect the beliefs of others and avoid the sacrilegious.

but


this


is


too

good not to share.
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html

 

[avi]

I've met the dude who makes those

 

[xfer]

how does that come up in conversation?

 

[Demonspell]

Next time someone says "Jesus is inside us all", direct him/her to that page.

 

[avi]

I had friends who lived in the same warehouse where they're made

 

[lizard]

what, were you eating lunch and someone began shifting uncomfortably in their seat...

you: "say...are you all right?"

squirmer: "yeah...its just that I'm field testing this new baby jesus butt plug..."

 

[IanDork107]

for more "experienced" users they should make a buddha butt plug

 

[IanDork107]

erm...upon further inspection...



http://www.divine-interventions.com/buddha.html

 

[Kushantaiidan]

I'm going to patent a Steven Hawking Butt Plug.

 

[lizard]

does it come complete with a wheelchair?