Its not so bad!

I wore shorts and sunglasses today. I ran outside today wearing a sleeveless shirt and shorts. I ate lunch overlooking a pond glistening in the sunlight and I am currently looking out my window onto an ocean of green grass populated by good-looking though stupid coeds in various states of undress. To all who are jealous because they are in colder, snow-covered environments, I offer my consolation in the form of my singly extended middle finger.

Love,
0sm0se
 
i don't *really* hate any of you. in fact i love you all. but if you insist on making me feel terrible with tales of wonderful weather in your state then i insist on temporarily hating you until such time as i am baskin in these climates myself.