itt: i'm sitting at home coughing

[minxnim]

Cough cough

 

[0sm0se]

I'm sitting alone in my dorm, wanna hang out?

 

[inkybmistro]

this isn't a coughing matter.

 

[minxnim]

i'd hate to infect you with whatever i've got osmose.

now i'm sitting in the living room sweating.

 

[0sm0se]

Considering I'm shivering, I wouldn't object too much.

 

[minxnim]

we could like trade off, right? the chills for the sweats?

 

[0sm0se]

Or you could warm me up while I cool you down, which is the opposite of what I thought our relationship would be because you are the ice queen and I have an unnaturally high regular body temperature.

 

[goatschool]

minx, i'm convinced right now that if i were present, i would request you cough into a bag and then we could do something good with said bag.

 

[minxnim]

Bring that bag over.
Osmose, i went from sweating to just twitching and shaking. Awesome.

 

[0sm0se]

Hmm, well, I've not moved onto paralysis so I guess I'm gonna pass on that.