ITT: metal con carne

this one time i had a job where i had to wear a tie, and i'm walking through harvard square on my lunch break and as i walk by these punks they yell to me "monkey!"
 
One time my friend Rich and I were walking across the green to our dorm and he had 2 boxes of Dasani that he'd just purchased and these guys in a BMW X3 came around the corner and the guy in the back seat yelled out the window: "Hey dude, nice waters!" in a mocking tone. The best he could muster was a confused "Thanks, I guess" as they drove off laughing.