ITT: We are at the company Happy Hour

[TheNewChupe]

 

[TheNewChupe]

"HHEYJW MOMMA WHAT DEPARTMEWNT AREE YHOUU INNFL? *belch*"

 

[TheNewChupe]

"That troll lady that sits next to you is such a troll. Yeah, I'll have another Bud Light!"

 

[TheNewChupe]

"Why is that dork chupe dancing on the table? Who invited him anyway? I specifically told you to take him off the email distribution list after he vomited on the bartender last time and told her he was The Fly."

 

[TheNewChupe]

"My name's Tammy! I work in marketing! Smiling's my favorite!"

 

[TheNewChupe]

"Wow, Bill, I gotta hand it to you- I never thought you'd have the balls to wear that blue dress in front of people you work with."

 

[TheNewChupe]

(whispered aside) "So he gets $20 from Ted, $30 from Bill, and another $20 from John if he comes back with the rodent's underpants, right?"

 

[TheNewChupe]

"I knew when sales dept hired Shonen Knife that employee morale would soar."

 

[Demonspell]

"Oh my god, that plan to get the boss drunk of his ass might actually be working."