ITT: we are living that game "oregon trail"

[minxnim]

You are about to run out of food do you want to buy more? (y/n)

 

[minxnim]

( i stole this idea from someone else)

 

[Josh Seipp]

I just came down with dysentery =(

 

[FalseTodd]

Indian attack! I think I will (a) circle my wagons.

 

[xfer]

well, thankfully I managed to bag a buffalo, so only the veg*ns will starve.

 

[xfer]

I really hate wasting 90% of this buffalo, but for some reason I can only bring a small chunk of it back to the wagon, and I'm forbidden from making two trips. oh well, that's why I'm the white man.

 

[Josh Seipp]

ahahahahahahaaaaaaa

 

[FrostGiant]

Caulk the wagon and float it across.

 

[FrostGiant]

Ahh! Bandits! They stole some of my food and a wheel.

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

Oh man, the caulk didn't hold up and two of us drowned.

 

[coelacanth_M]

i'm going to shoot a bear and eat it.
(do people really eat bear meat? if they don't, oregon trail has misled me and i'm mad.)

 

[xfer]

i don't see the world in black and white, but it's damn close.

 

[minxnim]

people do and did eat bear meat.

 

[xfer]

bear meat is really greasy and gamy, but goodish.

 

[lizard]

this pemmican is turning rancid.

 

[TheNewChupe]

next general store stop, i will buy a johnny sock so i have fewer mouths to feed.

 

[lizard]

(I've never played the game so I'm just going with the western theme)

my bowie knife is in the campfire because I've got to cauterize my wounds. I fell off my conestoga into a patch of prickly pear cactii.

 

[xfer]

if all the shit you're saying actually happened in the game, it would have been a heckuva lot more interesting.

 

[lizard]

I'm going to leave this wagon train of losers, live in the mountains, marry a lithe indian maiden, carry out a blood feud with Blackfoot and Shoshone warriors, and eat their livers like Jeremiah Johnson.

 

[ChromeLife]

About 5 miles out from the camp my ox broke a leg. Its a good thing I spent all my money on ammo...