ITT: we are living that game "oregon trail"

[ChromeLife]

I AM A BANKER FROM BOSTON



x

 

[FrostGiant]

Set pace: Grueling

Set food: Bare Bones

 

[Autumn Falls]

Your wagons are to heavy to leave town. (Get frustrated and quit the game when all you really wanted to do was hunt so you switch over to Dinopark Tycoon or Odell Down Under)

Brandon

 

[Steve]

You crashed your wagon. You Lost:

2 Oxen
20 Boxes Of Bullets
153 Pounds Of Food
2 Wagon Wheels
John
Other Steve

 

[lizard]

John Wayne gets pissed and kicks your ass into a campfire

 

[FrostGiant]

Got a deer and a squirrel.

 

[TheNewChupe]

omg- pics!

it has been so long since i thought about this game. it's totally coming back to me.

 

[kleo706]

I own an apple //e mostly for purposes of playing the game

 

[TrevJ]

I shot 8764 pounds of meat, but could only carry 200.

Nobody got sick and died.
(I always named a character Nobody so I could get these amusing messages.)

 

[Nut Butter]

Go Sens Go!

 

[The Sound Gardener]

I win cause I'm here. yay

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

dude, toby jsut got bitten by a rattle snake

 

[FrostGiant]

Great spelling on that one.

 

[The Dope]

At least he got the toppings he wanted on his tombstone.

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

Bad news guys, we're still a 100 miles from the coast and it's snowing

 

[Steve]

A theif came in the night and stole:

19 Oxen
3321 Pounds Of Food

 

[goatschool]

i am plum tuckered and hunkerin mah face down 'un xfer's forleg

 

[TheNewChupe]

At least he got the toppings he wanted on his tombstone.

i actually had to read this to understand that joke.
it's been a while since they did those commercials.

 

[lizard]

The Dope's a sly one, he is.

 

[The Dope]

I never used to think the day would come when I would say this, but I miss those commercials.