ITT: we blame something/ someone else for our troubles

[minxnim]

i blame the strokes.

dear strokes,
i ordered a new hairdryer like 2 weeks ago what the fuck hurry up jesus christ!

xoxo a

 

[lizard]

good concept!

Dear Alex Lifeson:
thanks so much for the cold weather here in ohio. all my brass monkeys have to be kept indoors!

*smooch*

 

[avi]

I blame Jake for pretty much everything

 

[Baliset]

Dear MBTA,

Thanks to you the "pop" bands these days want to pretend like they are in the 70's and this really bugs me.

greg

 

[Nut Butter]

Dear Robert Plant,

thanks for making "acids" sound so much worse than "bases" when in fact they're JUST AS CORROSIVE!!

 

[FuSoYa]

I blame white people

 

[FuSoYa]

nevermind i didn't read closely

 

[Demonspell]

Dear Dimmu Borgir:

Thanks for the lousy Christmas gifts. Don't you know I hate sweaters?

 

[lizard]

Dear Yoko Ono

Great, you influenced the evil John Zorn and his "tszadik" avante garde minions to corrupt motW. What's next, making Baliset perform on stage in a bag?

 

[Nut Butter]

Dear Megawati Sukarnoputri,

thanks for making my once exotic-sounding name sound so pedestrian in comparison to yours.

 

[Nut Butter]

Dear Yoko Ono

Great, you influenced the evil John Zorn and his "tszadik" avante garde minions to corrupt motW. What's next, making Baliset perform on stage in a bag?

Shit, was she really behind the Great Treason?

 

[lizard]

Yoko is responsible for more evil than is good for you to know.

 

[Nut Butter]

*shudders and retracts*