ITT: you are half lizard, half fish

[FuSoYa]

hi, i don't have any smelly fur & am superior to all primates

 

[xfer]

i'm venomous AND cold-blooded!

 

[avi]

did you see the pic of my kid in my avatar? he's just one of hundreds that I recently hatched down in the ol' crick.

 

[FuSoYa]

ITT we are John Ratzenberger

 

[minxnim]

my tail falls off to distract predators and then i swim away!

 

[avi]

did I mention I work for the government? well, the navy actually. and my wife, she's got quite a tailfin.

 

[FuSoYa]

here in ohio at the DoD, my lesbian cubemate takes a strange and excessive liking to me

 

[lizard]

she does...she offered to give me a hug today because I was a bit down and while I would love to be clasped to her firm, supple body, I demurred because of political office correctness.

*kicks self in hindsight*

 

[minxnim]

i have a wicked scary myspace.com userpic

 

[lizard]

ha I think I saw that this a.m.