Jason, You Faggot, Get the Fuck in Here!!

[Reign in Acai]

Happy Birthday broheim!!!

 

[Dark One]

Thanks! And my B-day isn't even until April!!



Yet another victim of the DarkOne, Dark One confusion.

 

[Reign in Acai]

It's actually DarkOne's bday. Who the fuck is this imposter?!?!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Dark One]

It's actually DarkOne's bday. Who the fuck is this imposter?!?!

I've been shilling that shit for years!!!!

Damn fake DarkOnes!!!!!!!

Alright he's actually really cool and I hated the fact that he wasn't a prick - I so wanted him to be a prick.

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[Dark One]

Good Lord. Uhhh, what were we talking about again?

The best damn 5 month early birthday gifts evAr.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I thought something was strange when it said DarkOne 37.

 

[Dark One]

Yep, but I joined UM earlier and am so mad I didn't copyright the name!

His name's Steve and he hangs on the Progpower board. Hung out with him at a bunch of PP's (including this year's).

We're both originally from Philly (you can imagine the confusion that caused when I was still up there).

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm going to pm the lad a link to this thread that is filled with well wishes.

 

[Dark One]

Heh - he'd probably get a kick out of it. Go Steve, hope you get some tonight bro!!!!

 

[Reign in Acai]

So a nurse who works in the Emergency Room of the shit hole hospital which employs me to do absolutely nothing of importance was arrested earlier this week for child molestation. Surprise surprise, he has been a prominent member of the local Catholic Church for the past 12 years. The Vatican needs to close its doors and call it a day I say.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol

i think i did the same thing last year.

 

[circus_brimstone]

I'm also a Jason, so...

 

[DarkOne]

Well, damn, guys, thanks! That's the best birthday wish from people I've never met EVER! Sorry for the confusion.

Steve in Philly

P.S. - I can be a bit of a prick

 

[Matt]

So a nurse who works in the Emergency Room of the shit hole hospital which employs me to do absolutely nothing of importance was arrested earlier this week for child molestation. Surprise surprise, he has been a prominent member of the local Catholic Church for the past 12 years. The Vatican needs to close its doors and call it a day I say.

lol catholics

 

[Reign in Acai]

Speaking of emergency rooms, I had to work the triage station tonight. 4 stab wound victims, 1 of which who passed away at the tender age of 14. Seeing his father weep before me was God damn heart breaking.

I'm fucking stressed out of my mind from having to deal with these Compton gangbangers for the past 8 hours. Is it Ragnarok time yet?!?!

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Dude, why don't you look for a different job? I'm sure you can find something that has a more accommodating schedule and a better work environment.


who's this fake jason who's stealing our jason's birthday

 

[Reign in Acai]

Dude, why don't you look for a different job? I'm sure you can find something that has a more accommodating schedule and a better work environment.

I'm strongly considering it, morale on the shift is at an all time low. Every one is watching their backs from the snitch horde, who are either looking to save their own asses or make a name for themselves. Easiest God damn job in the world and people have to piss on the parade.

If I had only applied for that supervisor job 2 months back, none of the problems which are arising today would have taken place. Oh well fuck it, where's the classifieds.