Jesus freaks actually do control the White House

[Captain Beard]

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[font=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] "It was an e-mail we weren't meant to see... [which] showed White House staffers taking two-hour meetings with Christian fundamentalists, where they passed off bogus social science on gay marriage as if it were holy writ and issued fiery warnings that 'the Presidents [sic] Administration and current Government is engaged in cultural, economical, and social struggle on every level' - this to a group whose representative in Israel believed herself to have been attacked by witchcraft unleashed by proximity to a volume of Harry Potter. Most of all, apparently, we're not supposed to know the National Security Council's top Middle East aide consults with apocalyptic Christians eager to ensure American policy on Israel conforms with their sectarian doomsday scenarios. But now we know."



Note from NoLordy: Ladies and gentlemen of the United States of America...

WE
ARE
FUCKED
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[neal]

yep, you start to let them fags get married and its gonna be raining frogs and locusts! its teh end of days!!@#$
-neal

 

[Profanity]

Interesting.

 

[dsm in school]

yep, you start to let them fags get married and its gonna be raining frogs and locusts! its teh end of days!!@#$
-neal

AHHH CICADAS!!! AHHHHHH JESUS IS COMING!! AHHHHHH SHIT!!! AHHHHHHH HELLFIIIIIIIIRE...l.