Jesus IS fucking metal...

OMG! Its totally Francis De Wolff... That guy who played The Spirit of Christmas Present in the 1951 'Scrooge'!

Look him up, i swear, its him.

But also, its just a few markings on a peice of metal. How stupid of people.
 
Why do people always assume it's Jesus or the Virgin Mary that show up in their stuff? You never hear anybody say "Hey, that piece of bread looks like my uncle Ned."