Jewish Dickwound: First song out

[Henrik Main]

Anti-semitic porno/deathgrind from Scandinavia

Erik "Enormous Excavator" Grahn: Vocals, pans, pots and a milk carton
Henrik "Falafel Devourer" Main: Guitar and lyrics

Cadaver Falafel

Lyrics:

decaying body lying defenseless / rabbi hoffmann gutting restless / out comes the liver and the heart / noone feels pity for this old tart

human remnants used as ingredient / kidneys and lungs, so convenient / add some salt and perhaps some cheese / cadaver falafel served as you please

 

[lizard]

I like how it evokes the frozen sensibilities of Lapland

 

[lurch70]

human remnants used as ingredient / kidneys and lungs, so convenient / add some salt and perhaps some cheese

all jew haters should know that meat and cheese don't mix ...

 

[lizard]

I think mel gibson should financially support this band. Maybe if they wrote a tribute song to him...

 

[Henrik Main]

New song out, the touching ballad "Requiem For The Circumsized", made by Enormous Excavator

Download


<egj> well my father said, he said
<egj> "circumsize ye your dick"
<egj> oh
<egj> and i went to the synagogue
<egj> and the rabbi said
<egj> welcome!
<egj> my son
<egj> i'll remove your sinful blood
<egj> and then he drew (+) down my pants
<egj> and he said
<egj> "remove thy underwear"
<egj> and i'll suck all the evil blood out of your penis
<egj> and he did
<egj> and it was real nice too

 

[lizard]

I weep for the foreskins yet unshorn

 

[swizzlenuts]

I like the "and it was real nice too"

 

[Reign in Acai]

Requiem for the Circumsized kicks my dick in.

 

[Henrik Main]

Jewish Dickwound - Rabbi Rapist

Guitar: Enormous Excavator
Drums and lyrics: Falafel Devourer
Vocals: Spikes "Kibbutz Decapitator" 77

This Bar Mitzvah turned out to be
Nothing but a rape orgy
Sadly the victim was me
Rabbi rapist, raping for eternity

 

[NAD]

hahahhaa holy FUCK this rules.

 

[lizard]

as the CEO and tycoon of Lizurd Meat Importers LTD GMBH I want to diversify and I want this project to be my flagship signing on my new music label, Rabbi With a Blade Records.

 

[Henrik Main]

Vicious war drums, razor sharp guitar riffs and no ideological compromises! "Israel's Doom", Jewish Dickwound's first and last instrumental song, is a call to arms against the Zionist state. This is the themesong to Israel's destruction.

Israel's Doom

Guitar: Falafel Devourer
Percussion (the sofa, the cd cover and the English dictionary): Falafel Devourer

 

[Henrik Main]

as the CEO and tycoon of Lizurd Meat Importers LTD GMBH I want to diversify and I want this project to be my flagship signing on my new music label, Rabbi With a Blade Records.

I think we've split up already sorry, but I'm all for releasing a best of/anthology-boxset soon

 

[lizard]

a limited edition of 213 copies in a cedar box cause cedar is the tree of lebanon, containing the entire recorded output of the late great Jewish Dickwound PLUS a bonus dvd of Erik Enormous Excavator sleeping and making scrambled eggs and beef jerkey. Also includes a free multicolored yarmulke.

 

[Henrik Main]

Lizard's the man

 

[Reign in Acai]

I totally apologize for my deleted comment. Holy crap was that in bad taste.

 

[Demonspell]

Beautiful as a brick through the window of a synanogue guys.

 

[Nico]

I totally apologize for my deleted comment. Holy crap was that in bad taste.

It must've been pretty fucking awful for you to go so far as to revoke it

I must know what you said now.

 

[circus_brimstone]

"I hear these guys are touring with Circle of Dead Children (Leb)"
- Reign in Acai

 

[Mormagil]

^hahahahaha