job list ...

Lawn Mowing (since I was like, 10 or something)
Meat Dept. Cleanup dude (until I was transferred to... dum dum dum)
Stockboy at Grocery Store (3 yrs.)
Professional Lawn Mowing (& Parks Maintainence odd jobs: this and last summer)


Generally I can hold a job.
 
grocery sacker (two weeks)
work at a gun range
lifeguard
work at laser tag place
bookstore
software telesales
software customer support
Lowe's

soon to be a Houston Firefighter
 
I was that guy that followed these yee-haws around and when they said "Pull", I'd push a button and a damn clay pigeon would should out of the ground or forts and shit.

Good tips. Easy work.
 
turned out i would have had to pay a shitload of money to even be considered for a teaching job. and it would have taken a year or two because I would have had to take college courses in the subject I was interested in.

It seemed like a good idea until I went to a meeting with other "future hopeful teachers". Turned me off.
 
J's becoming a firefighter? So that means he's rescuing people from fires and giving them mouth to mouth and shit? Haha, can't wait until he has to pull some fat crackhead blackman out of a burning building. I thought you actually had to like people to want to save them? :loco:
 
Never really had any real jobs. The only things that come close are some various painting jobs I've done for my parents and grandparents, plus some database management I did for my dad's work about a year ago. The DB management job was fantastic, I worked for about 6 hours in total and earned $650.
 
JayKeeley said:
J's becoming a firefighter? So that means he's rescuing people from fires and giving them mouth to mouth and shit? Haha, can't wait until he has to pull some fat crackhead blackman out of a burning building. I thought you actually had to like people to want to save them? :loco:
bwahahahahhahahahahahahaa