John Petrucci facts!

[Leandro]

I have to agree. And having yngwie on his sig....yeah, this is a cool n00b! welcome aboard

 

[Insilden_The Shred]

I have to agree. And having yngwie on his sig....yeah, this is a cool n00b! welcome aboard

I am happy to hear this... this was probably one of the first posts I've made in about a month... but I come through everyday and get a good laugh outta everyone ripping on the nOObs... and thanx, I'll probably speak up more often now.

and as not to totally side track this thread... I got a good laugh outta a few of those facts...

 

[CliffBurton]

Bah humbug you all!

 

[Dred]

and as not to totally side track this thread... I got a good laugh outta a few of those facts...

same here. i like them a lot better than the chuck norris facts, specially since im so sick of norris.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

^ Dream theatre booooo

Boring boring boring. I do like the song Fatal Tradgedy, but every DT song ive heard isnt exiting at all. They all have alot of talent, no argueing that.

Dude, if you're going to talk shit, you could at least realize the fact that it's not Dream Theatre. It's Dream Theater. At least spell it right. Jesus fucking H tapdancing Christ.

 

[Something_Wild]

Hehehe very good ;D

 

[TheTechnogoat]

everthing from Micheal Angelo Batios hair to his voiceto his boring ass playing just sucks

 

[Nick Brookes]

at the end of the day muchael angelobatio can not make a good song

 

[The-Petoniemi]

I didn't have patience to read all of them, but... I cracked.

 

[Gjallarhorn]

funny stuff. A lot of them werent that funny. but some of them were humerous.

 

[Tubbs]

Michael Romeo's faster...

 

[Wings of a dream]

I think Im gonna start using John Petrucci in all my sentences instead of chuck norris now

+1

In the future, the speed of warp drives used for faster than light space travel will be measured in Petruccis. The speed of light is approximately 1.89x10^-50 Petruccis.

That´s the best one.

 

[Nick Brookes]

DT were a poo band, he may be a wicked guitarist but he spends so much time making shit, his books are good and i would not be 1/2 the guitarist i am with out them but so poo at making a song

 

[Leandro]

+1



That´s the best one.

Yeah there's something about it that makes it look feasible, and not just utter bullshit

 

[Wings of a dream]

Lol imagine being in physics and telling the prof ¨I got 2.5 x 10^5 Petruccis¨

 

[barrett_]

some of them were quite good