Joke Warfare

[Netherworld]

Saddam Hussein died quicker than Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays.

What do black people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.

 

[El Stormo]

*doesn't laugh*

 

[Kvlt Wench]

You've probably all heard it, but for the few who haven't:

What has nine arms and sucks?














































































































































Def Leppard.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hey NoLordy, I have a problem with an inheritance. Is it okay if I dump the money on your account, and then you can transfer it back to my account in Nigeria.

Sure! Just pay me $5,000 first to prove you're serious!

 

[Captain Beard]

You've probably all heard it, but for the few who haven't:

What has nine arms and sucks?














































































































































Def Leppard.

I was hoping for... nah, this'll do.

 

[El Stormo]

It stands in a corner, and the longer it stands there, the redder it gets. What is it?


-- a toddler with a razor.