joke: why was the priest buried on the hill?
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VangelicSurgeon
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That's like my favorite joke from 7th grade:
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
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Followed, of course, by -
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was stapled to the monkey!
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was stapled to the monkey!
Q: what's black, white and red and has trouble going through a revolving door?
A: a nun with a spear through her head.
A: a nun with a spear through her head.
deadair
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FalseTodd
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what's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
a pimple waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
a pimple waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
oh shit, i like that one!
also:
Q. what's green and has four red wheels?
A. grass. i lied about the wheels.
also:
Q. what's green and has four red wheels?
A. grass. i lied about the wheels.
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FuSoYa
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a '57 Chevy?
A: I don't have a '57 Chevy in my garage!
deadair
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Q: how do you get 100 dead babies into a 5 gallon bucket?
A: blender
Q: how do you get them back out of the bucket?
A: corn chips
A: blender
Q: how do you get them back out of the bucket?
A: corn chips
deadair
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