joke: why was the priest buried on the hill?

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by deadair
now... how did I kill this thread?

with class and finesse

 

[minxnim]

Q. where do bees get milk?





Q. Boobees.

(i'm all about the corny little kid type jokes)

 

[chupe666]

My cousin (in his infinite wisdom) took his 7 year old son to Hooters once, where the kid would not stop saying "BOOOOBIES!" because people kept laughing at him.

 

[xfer]

Q: What is brown and sticky?





A: A stick!


My four-year-old cousin kept telling that one when we were in Maine last weekend. I don't think he fully understands jokes yet (some of his were like "Why did the lion fight the ape? BECAUSE IT WAS A LION APE!") but he's picked up some real ones.

 

[FuSoYa]

He also told me this one:

Q: What's Skeletor's favorite kind of ice cream?

A: SKELETON ICE CREAM!

 

[deadair]

toby -- that was just bad...
<shakes head>

 

[xfer]

Cut the kid some slack, he's four years old!

 

[deadair]

not the 4 year old's jokes.... FuSoYa's