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[Golden_Goose]

A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone.
He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied, "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men. What's your name?" she asked.

BeerFuck

 

[Sammi951]

 

[WILKS]

 

[Golden_Goose]

I knew you 2 would like it :Smokin:

 

[WILKS]

Bythe way Goose my name is punkmetalbluesbeersexdrugscurry.Hence why i go by the name of wilks.

 

[Golden_Goose]

Bythe way Goose my name is punkmetalbluesbeersexdrugscurry.Hence why i go by the name of wilks.

I see why! you could always shorten it to something like: PMBBSDS

 

[Sammi951]

I knew you 2 would like it :Smokin:

Obviously me and Wilks have got a warped sense of humour!

 

[Golden_Goose]

Obviously me and Wilks have got a warped sense of humour!

That makes 3 of us! we can be called the 3 Stooges

 

[Fingers]

First-year students at Nursing School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them:

"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told
them,

"Okay people, the second most important quality is observation. I
stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention."

 

[Redman]

 

[WILKS]

Nice one mate.I was gonna make a West Ham joke but i bow to you in awe.God that hurt.Hard luck mate.

 

[Fingers]

Nice one mate.I was gonna make a West Ham joke but i bow to you in awe.God that hurt.Hard luck mate.

Cheers mate.