Jokes...anyone?

[deathxunlimited]

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall?


He breaks his nose.


What's the difference between a Mexican and a lawnmower?


The choke chain (although one would be nice on occasion...)


Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?

So puerto ricans can window shop!

What's faster than a speeding bullet?

A jew with a coupon


How do you know if a chinese guy robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i had a pretty good one, but i'll have to post it in a few monhts

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

"What's faster than a speeding bullet?

A jew with a coupon"

HAHA! Why do I love this one??

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

Cool. Another joke thread. I'll think of some in a little bit.

 

[Leandro]

A guy walks into a bar and asks for some entertainment. The bartender opens a cupboard and inside there's this tiny little man playing the piano. The guy asks the bartender:
-But where did you find something like this?
The bartender shows him a bottle and says
-Rub it.
From inside comes a genie.
-Oh, creature, thou hast right one wish...
-I want a million bucks.
And suddenly, the bar becomes crowded with ducks. A million of them.
Then the guy asks the bartender:
-But what the fuck!
-You don't really think I've asked for a 12 inch pianist, now do you?

 

[deathxunlimited]

^HAHAHA, even though it's not racist still funny

 

[ViolentForest]

A guy walks into a bar and asks for some entertainment. The bartender opens a cupboard and inside there's this tiny little man playing the piano. The guy asks the bartender:
-But where did you find something like this?
The bartender shows him a bottle and says
-Rub it.
From inside comes a genie.
-Oh, creature, thou hast right one wish...
-I want a million bucks.
And suddenly, the bar becomes crowded with ducks. A million of them.
Then the guy asks the bartender:
-But what the fuck!
-You don't really think I've asked for a 12 inch pianist, now do you?

ROFL man, that was brilliant.

 

[deathxunlimited]

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?


A canoe tips

 

[deathxunlimited]

Why don't my pals babies play in sandboxes?


Cats keep trying to bury them!

What happened when the my pals looked up his family tree?


A gorilla shit on his face!

How does a niggress take a pregnancy test?

She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way!

hahahahaha

 

[perfecterror]

here is one i heard today...its bad.

-Did you hear about the woman who gave birth to triplets one day and twins the next??................
-no...
-yea one died.

told ya it was bad...

 

[CliffBurton]

whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?
A pizza can feed a family

Whast the difference between a park bench and a black man?
The bench can support a family

.....teriible. I really hope no black or jewish people like Bodom.
Edit - Because they will see this thread....

 

[deathxunlimited]

^oh well, everyone should take jokes. hahaha not to mention, they aren't exactly going to come after you...

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.

 

[ViolentForest]

Yeah the pizza one isn't terrible, I thought it was pretty funny.

 

[MegustaMucho]

I'm not racist but I love racist jokes

 

[ViolentForest]

I'm don't discriminate against other races, I discriminate against 'anti-racists' who think they know everything about all races and believe it's their job to stand up against the world to try and prove that everyone is so great. Which isn't true, only certain people are great.

 

[CliffBurton]

This one joke always makes me laugh...

Women's rights....

 

[MegustaMucho]

I'm don't discriminate against other races, I discriminate against 'anti-racists' who think they know everything about all races and believe it's their job to stand up against the world to try and prove that everyone is so great. Which isn't true, only certain people are great.

everyone is great if they can laugh to racist jokes

 

[MegustaMucho]

This one joke always makes me laugh...

Women's rights....

+1

 

[ViolentForest]

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