There was an english man, a scottish man, and an american man all stood on the roof of a pub. All of them had a little bit too much to drink so the American man turned to the scottish man and said "You know what, if you jump off of this building you won't hit the ground, you'll just fly back up to safty." "Bullshit" the scottish man replied. "No its true, watch." Said the American man, and with that he threw himself over the edge. The English man and scottish man both looked in horror as the American mans body hurtled towards the pavement, but sudenly just before he reached the end some sort of force caught hold of him and lifted him up placing him neatly on the roof where he was standing before.
"Cor blimey" Cried the Scottish man, "Can I do that?" "Sure" replied the American man. So with that the Scottish man threw himself off the roof and landed smack bang right in the middle of the pavement, dead as a door knob.
The English man, realising what had just happened turned to the American man, with a rather disgruntled look on his face and yelled "Superman you bastard, you tricked Brian!"