juney and dumpy
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We should be back shortly - been busy dumpstering and such. If anyone sees Dumpy, tell him my quivering pie hole eagerly awaits him.
Troyanasy
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Troyanasy said:
You must want to be covered in decaying man juices like me. Of course that was me.
Dumpy is mad at me I think. I didn't go for his idea regarding corn fritter casserole. (I won't elaborate) And when my bags were falling, he didn't even help me. I think there is a new dumpster diva he likes better these days - no idea why, I will always reign as the filthiest dumpter lover.
Juney said:
BEHOLD! WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY! ARE YOU NOT THAT WHORE WHO SEDUCED ME IN THE BURGER KING BATHROOM? YOU RUINED MY LIFE LIKE HAMSTERMAN RUINED THE LEANING TOWER OF PHILADELPHIA! YOU ARE GOING TO HELL ON A ROLLERCOASTER THROUGH THE BAD SIDE OF TOWN WITH NO MICROWAVES! BEWARE, THE NINJA TURTLES ARE LURKING, WAITING TO TAKE YOU DOWN INTO THE SEARS TOWER, INTO THE SUIT DEPARTMENT WHERE THEY SELL CAR KEYS. IF ONLY YOU BELIEVE IN THE CHRIST HUMPHREY WILL YOU BE SAVED WITH SALVATION, OTHERWISE YOU ART DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY.
BEHOLD! I WONDER, HOW DO YOU HAVE INTERNET IN THE DUMPSTER? IS IT NEAR WOOLFTROBE'S COMPUTER CAMP?
And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. Then the high priest tore his clothes and said, "He has spoken blasphemy! Why do we need any more witnesses? Look, now you have heard the blasphemy. "You have heard the blasphemy. What do you think?" The Pharisees and the teachers of the law began thinking to themselves, "Who is this fellow who speaks blasphemy? Who can forgive sins but God alone?" "We are not stoning you for any of these," replied the Jews, "but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God." But what about the one whom the Father set apart as his very own and sent into the world? Why then do you accuse me of blasphemy because I said, 'I am God's Son'?
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
