- Dec 21, 2001
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I have been hideously wronged, like the good Princess Diana by the windshield she passed through in her final moments. My fellow English-persons brand me as a "wellie spy" and worse yet a war-mongering American. I feel you well-intentioned gents have let your love of this forum blind you to the obvious truths of my typing. Can you not see the tea stains and scone crumbs in every post I make? Have I even once spelled "colour" in the form shortened by a culture too obese to reach the "u"? No, my cousins under the crown; I have not nor shall I ever be American!
Your confusion is understandable though. It is the result of your forgetting my introduction as Ian the BANKER. You see, I let usage of this account per hour. Given current exchange rates, I am averaging .000000000075 quid a post; a small blow against the Americans but a blow nonetheless.
We shall fight the Wellies on the beaches, on the seas, on the land, in the sky, at the Tesco! Notice I say "we"; my cohorts of non-American origin for my name is IAN and I AM BIRMINGHAMIAN! God save the Queen!
xoxoxo
-I-
Your confusion is understandable though. It is the result of your forgetting my introduction as Ian the BANKER. You see, I let usage of this account per hour. Given current exchange rates, I am averaging .000000000075 quid a post; a small blow against the Americans but a blow nonetheless.
We shall fight the Wellies on the beaches, on the seas, on the land, in the sky, at the Tesco! Notice I say "we"; my cohorts of non-American origin for my name is IAN and I AM BIRMINGHAMIAN! God save the Queen!
xoxoxo
-I-