Just saw a dead guy

[lurch70]

where is the Madness Moose?

 

[Russell]

I think I'd be a bit more sympathetic if he hadn't ruined a complete stranger's life in the process...

Is a bit of a cuntish was to kill yourself, it must be said.

Anywho, are you going to the Deathfest on the 18th? Shitload of bands playing in the Underworld (maybe?).

 

[lizard]

Teh Madnesssss Mooose is on the "Doomcifer wants Posts!" thread

 

[Lee_B]

Is a bit of a cuntish was to kill yourself, it must be said.

Anywho, are you going to the Deathfest on the 18th? Shitload of bands playing in the Underworld (maybe?).

I'll see who's playing. Not sure if I could put up with a whole day of 10 pence death metal bands, but anything's possible if there's beer involved

 

[NAD]

Who is this divine creature??? I think I asked you the other day, and you probably answered elsewhere and I just missed it

 

[lizard]

nah I don't know! I enlarged the photo in corel photopaint but it was too blurry to read the fine print at the bottom. I think the last thing is her name, but I can't read it!!

so

Dear Divine Creature:
if you are every cruising the RC board please fess up and allow us to worship you on a more direct plane. if you give me your phone # perhaps we could hook up some day for a platonic lunch at carl jr's, 6$ spicy paris hilton burgers on me! (although you've gotta wear that same outfit.)

 

[NAD]

lizard is being honest, it will be strictly platonic as he loves his wife!

But if you succumb to my offer of $6 burgers, I assure you it will be sexual in nature!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

her name is cameron. she's with the ford modeling agency. JUST CAMERON. apparently.

Cameron Office New York; Division Women; Height 5 ft 9 in (69.0 in); Chest-32 in; Waist-23 in; Hips-32 in; Dress-2; Shoe-8; Hair-Dark Blonde; Eyes-Brown; Units-inches cm

 

[NAD]

Hey thanks!

If I had only one name I would put a blank space afterwards for my last name. Like Adrian _______. That's deep.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[lizard]

from now on I'm gonna insist that people refer to me as "The Rick".

either that or Grand Puba.

 

[lizard]

would it be wrong of me to invite the following scenario:

waitress: here are your spicy burgers!

me: all right!

cameron: these are delicious! thanks, rick, I never would have thought I'd have so much fun eating real food...whatever can I do to repay you for your kindness and consideration?

me: well, there is one thing...I hope you won't think badly of me...

cameron: aw c'mon, you should hear what I hear on fashion shoots...

me: okay....it's just that...

cameron: tell me.

me: could you...well....part those succulent ruby lips and slide your tongue ever so slowly out and grab that dab of mayo there on your lip?

 

[NAD]

Dude she'd totally go for The Rick.

 

[lizard]

I just want to watch her eat a cheeseburger. is that too much to ask?

 

[Jim LotFP]

from now on I'm gonna insist that people refer to me as "The Rick".

Already used by pro wrestling internet writer Rick Scaia. In 1999.

 

[lurch70]

as much as it was a complete downer ... this thread is now a winner