Dead Winter
STAHP
I had two dreams last night. The first was a cool horror dream, and my brother and I were in this house full of werewolves and we were slaying them right and left. It kinda had the drama of a movie because our mission was to kill the all-powerful werewolf, and there was only one way to do it, although he played a game with us and said we had three chances to kill him. The first try, we tried to decapitate him, but he stopped us. On the second try, I punched through his stomach and tried to rip out his spine from the front side, but all it did was leave a hole in his chest. Then it all started to get weird. As he was closing in on me, fangs bared and drooling all over my face, I saw myself like I would from a film; a third person view. The "camera" was focused on me from my neck down, and the head werewolf grabbed me by the shoulders and was about to eat my face, then the "camera" focused on a slice on my arm (remember I said it was kinda dramatic)...apparently in the mayhem of slaying the lesser werewolves, my brother and I accidentally got sliced by one and didn't know it. As the "camera" pans up to my face, I start turning into a werewolf. My brother attacks from behind, releasing the grip from me and I insert a small silver ball about the size of a marble into the gaping hole in the werewolf's chest...my brother releases him as the werewolf starts to go crazy and then all of a sudden he explodes...but we still are werewolves and I guess we cursed for it for life. But now, we're the leaders of all the world's werewolves, so it's not a bad place to be.
Then, my next dream I dreamt I had this woman who was taking care of me for some reason back home in Louisiana, and she had to drive me to Shreveport to get circumsized for some reason. I remember trying to get away from her and telling her, I WAS CIRCUMSIZED WHEN I WAS A BABY, DAMMIT!!! But she didn't listen to me. So I agreed to go to the doctor if she would let me check out the new guitars and amps at this Wal-Mart size music store...so I stayed in there and played guitar all day. When she came back to pick me up to take me to the doctor, I went to see him and he told me (obviously) since I was already circumsized that I didn't need it, LOL!!!!!! So after telling her to go fuck herself, I stole her car and drove back home and that's when I woke up. Weeeiiiirrrrrdddddd.
Then, my next dream I dreamt I had this woman who was taking care of me for some reason back home in Louisiana, and she had to drive me to Shreveport to get circumsized for some reason. I remember trying to get away from her and telling her, I WAS CIRCUMSIZED WHEN I WAS A BABY, DAMMIT!!! But she didn't listen to me. So I agreed to go to the doctor if she would let me check out the new guitars and amps at this Wal-Mart size music store...so I stayed in there and played guitar all day. When she came back to pick me up to take me to the doctor, I went to see him and he told me (obviously) since I was already circumsized that I didn't need it, LOL!!!!!! So after telling her to go fuck herself, I stole her car and drove back home and that's when I woke up. Weeeiiiirrrrrdddddd.