Karmic has found scientology

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
 
Decadence, do they have humor on your planet? You seem to have not grown into abstract thought yet, as the only other people that would take a statement that literally is anyone under 12.