It's what we Western Canadians call an, "Epic Poop."
An "Epic Poop" must consist of 2 pieces of reading material, a cell phone for emergencies, and a long piece of rope tied from the middle finger of the left hand to the closest person within a 100 meter radius. It must also be clocked at 45 minutes or more.
A "Grand Poop" is only 30 minutes. Not very "Grand" if you ask me.