Katatonia related poetry

[salisbury]

The dark and lonely winter nights inspired me to write some poetry, I wanna share it with you. Please tell me your honest opinions. Do I have talent?


Fred- you make me so glad
- is fucking in my bed
- is buried by the dead
- I hope you like this thread
Mattias - drink with me some beears!
oh, Mattias sucks (just the name of course)
Daniel- looks like a cocker spaniel
- smells like a cocker spaniel
- plays like a cocker spaniel
etc. ....
Jonas- is shitting with his own ass
- the one who never phone has
Blakkheim (german pronunciation)- hold your breath and check time
- found another gag rhyme
Blakkheim (swedish pronunciation? not sure)- you will never lack fame
- something about neck shame
Blakky- can I have your egg key?
Anders (non- swedish pronunciation)- brings lightening and thunders
Couldn't find anything for the swedish pronunciation of Anders. Please help!

By the way, these are lyrics from my forthcoming album "The ape sold piss tents". Or "The ape's bold jizz pants". Thanks for not listening to it.

 

[Hobo]

for every post you ever made you get more and more weird..

 

[ether]

what was in your bananas?

it´s difficult to find an English word that rhymes with Anders( pronuonced Andesch)..sorry I can´t help you.

 

[Sweetness Dies]

PANDA's

Lambda's

Back-handers

 

[Sweetness Dies]

ahh theres a pronunciation issue evidently