avi W3RK3R Aug 21, 2002 10,213 3 38 Oly, WA www.itsatrap.com Nov 17, 2003 #21 well, the first question to ask would be "what exactly do oompa loompas eat?"
xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS Nov 8, 2001 25,932 13 38 47 New York City www.geocities.com Nov 17, 2003 #22 i think Wonka grinds up the bodies of dead Oompa-Loompas to make a nutritious slurry for the living.
avi W3RK3R Aug 21, 2002 10,213 3 38 Oly, WA www.itsatrap.com Nov 17, 2003 #23 if that's so, then I would hypothesize that their stools are indeed orange in hue
xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS Nov 8, 2001 25,932 13 38 47 New York City www.geocities.com Nov 17, 2003 #24 i would also hypothesize that Wonka's factory is ripe for an outbreak of Creutzfeldt-Jacobs disease.
avi W3RK3R Aug 21, 2002 10,213 3 38 Oly, WA www.itsatrap.com Nov 17, 2003 #25 "mad oompa-loompa disease"
xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS Nov 8, 2001 25,932 13 38 47 New York City www.geocities.com Nov 17, 2003 #26 on a related note, what's up with Dahl's original descriptions of the Oompa-Loompas being rewritten to turn them into miniature hippies instead of African pygmies?
on a related note, what's up with Dahl's original descriptions of the Oompa-Loompas being rewritten to turn them into miniature hippies instead of African pygmies?
FuSoYa Lunarian Nov 9, 2001 7,882 6 38 Brooklyn lifesci.ucsb.edu Nov 17, 2003 #27 I think you know exactly what's up with that.