Kids pick up on things so easily...

[Steve]

I was visiting my cousin this weekend, and of course, it's always entertaining to play with her <2 year old kid. here are a few things he picked up from me:

KICK ELMO! (he wouldnt stop until we hid elmo on a closet, then he cried until we let him kick elmo some more)

"hey joey, who's president?"
"ja bush"
"who isnt president?"
"al gaw"

"do you like ralph nader?"
"NO!" *frowns*

my cousin's brother in law works for rockstar, so they have plenty of rockstar energy drinks, and joey has a rockstar hat and shirt, and loves to say it... so my brother asked him
"joey, what's this?"
"BEEER!"

"do you like communists?"
"NOOOOOO!"

ah, easily corruptable minds

 

[gekko]

Yeah sometimes the things they pick up on are kind of disturbing. I am a camp counselor in the summer and my first year I definitely had two eight year olds mime masturbation at one another and make sex noises. I it isn't really mime then is it? You get the idea though.

 

[The Dope]

Gekko is posting from the computer lab where he is supposed to be doing work! Slacker!

 

[xfer]

ummm why are you teaching him to hate Arabs?

 

[gekko]

Oh yeah Ben, cause you always do your work when you are supposed to.

 

[gekko]

Also, why is Al Gore coming into the picture now? Wouldn't Kerry be a more logical choice since Gore is no longer even remotely a threat?

 

[The Dope]

I'm simultaneously posting and working, thank you very much, in addition to doing other things, like editing Keith's article about prep culture.

 

[xfer]

rabbits and indian buffet x like a bejillion?

 

[The Dope]

Nautical-themed antiques and old Land Rovers, according to the article, but I'll pitch the rabbit thing to him before he submits it.

 

[Demonspell]

Never too early to teach children about the ineffectiveness of the electoral process...