KREATOR / EXODUS

[$MIKE$]

Thurs. 4/09 @ the troc

KREATOR
Exodus
Belphegor
Warbringer
Epicurean

:danceboy:

Tix: $22.50 adv $24.00 dos (ON SALE)
Doors: 6:00pm - Show: 6:30pm - All Ages

 

[Vincenzo]

DOWN.

What's with warbringer and Exodus being butt buddies?

 

[Seawall]

It's like gay upon more gay. I would go this show, bring a boombox, play elton john, then kick everyone's ass.

 

[Vincenzo]

you know how I know you're gay?

You listen to coldplay.

 

[Seawall]

You know how I know you're gay and I'm gay?

I give you sensual massages.

 

[Vincenzo]

And they are oh so nice

 

[Vincenzo]

Dude it's worse than I thought. Gary is producing Warbringer's new record.

ftw

 

[$MIKE$]

cue the paternity test

 

[Vincenzo]

And Gary is..........

NOT THE FATHER!

TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BITCH! NOW GO TRACK DOWN THE OTHER 47 DUDES YOU BANGED THE MONTH OYU GOT PREGNANT AND LETS MAKE THE SEASON!