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[Light]

be as politically incorrect as possible in this thread, jesus will forgive you

 

[Susie]

fuckin black nigaaa never licked me clit proper i will send him back to the fields.

 

[french_anatheman]

fuckin black nigaaa never licked me clit proper i will send him back to the fields.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "What the hell do you know? You're only nine years old!".

What's the best thing about fucking twenty nine year olds. There're twenty of them.

 

[Susie]

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "What the hell do you know? You're only nine years old!".

What's the best thing about fucking twenty nine year olds. There're twenty of them.

 

[MoonsOfJupiter]

that ho Shakikka was talking shit about me at the club last night. She's that beeyotch with the fake ass weave who my babydaddy cheated on me wif. Get yo own food stamps.

 

[MoonsOfJupiter]

What's the best thing about fucking twenty nine year olds. There're twenty of them.

Said Michael Jackson.

 

[zupi_clone]

fuckin black nigaaa never licked me clit proper i will send him back to the fields.

sound

 

[Susie]

sound

I knew you'd like that.

 

[breaklose]

jews own the world's entertainment industry.

 

[Alwin]

The Division Bell is alright

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Make her clap her hands until daddy comes home.







I don't like that.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

SMS Inbox - Thur 9th Sept 2004 19:21
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Sender: David Blunkett

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken!

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Jill Dando's husband wanted to paint their front door green, but she was dead against it.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

How do you get a gay man to shag your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

I was standing at a bar in the pub when I overheard this conversation between two blokes

"Do you know what? I could have sex with any woman in this pub".

"Oh yeah? How's that then?"

"I'm a rapist".

 

[zupi_clone]

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken!

*cough* sorry

 

[siderea]

hmm.

 

[zupi_clone]

the cat is not shitting through its hole?