Some make-up, long hair and if you don't have curls of your own...you need a perm!! that should do the trick..
Nah, seriously..i think it's a beauty and a tv isn't bad at all too!
WHOA! play the guitar and write a cool song, call it " the lady is a beast" !! Nu-Glam..does that exist already?
just write a song about your guitar, the woman will be screaming for ya...and you can stand there laughing, because you know better