Lady Gaga is cuter in person

[J the TyranT]

She was just at a bar I was at... I guess after finishing her show tonight.

Didnt even know it was her to be honest... just saw this chick walking around that looked like a cuter version of her.. and littler... a cute, little Gaga.

Then the chick Im nailing got all jealous she was checking me out... dead serious... she grabs a drink nearby and wanders off looking at me and I DID NOT know it was her. No entourage, no frills.. just a chick at the bar... her security team stood at the door.

Anyways, hilarious... cool chick.. wish I woulda known it was her before she left! I'd have thrown game. Even if I got shot down I'd have tried!

 

[SocialNumb]

I kept reading "cutter" because "cute" and Lady Gaga do not compute in my mind. However, "cutter" fits right in.


oops

 

[Jevil]

She was just at a bar I was at... I guess after finishing her show tonight.

Didnt even know it was her to be honest... just saw this chick walking around that looked like a cuter version of her.. and littler... a cute, little Gaga.

Then the chick Im nailing got all jealous she was checking me out... dead serious... she grabs a drink nearby and wanders off looking at me and I DID NOT know it was her. No entourage, no frills.. just a chick at the bar... her security team stood at the door.

Anyways, hilarious... cool chick.. wish I woulda known it was her before she left! I'd have thrown game. Even if I got shot down I'd have tried!

+ 1000

 

[Machinated]

gaga is a legend

 

[Notuern]

GaGa is fugly and overrated by all.

 

[J the TyranT]

Ok sir Fap a lot. You wouldnt have said hey to the millionaire chick that looks a lot cuter in person standing next to you either, right? The internet and all its cool guys. This thread is for the other guys. Just like that Paramore thread was.

 

[hoehlentroll]

I'd say no, cause she might have balls! wasn't there a rumor like this going on?

 

[Machinated]

read some interview where she went for a piss in the cubicle with the interviewer and she's all lady.

shes decent enough looking and churned out hit after hit in the charts. serious talent. what a woman.

 

[Jevil]

I'd say no, cause she might have balls! wasn't there a rumor like this going on?

She has inner testicles... I guess she cannot have babies.

The same as this spanish TV presenter, she is a girl but has male organs hidden somewhere into her... hermaphrodita.

 

[Notuern]

Ok sir Fap a lot. You wouldnt have said hey to the millionaire chick that looks a lot cuter in person standing next to you either, right? The internet and all its cool guys. This thread is for the other guys. Just like that Paramore thread was.

I might had said "Hey", but seriously.. she is horrendously ugly.
But then again, i am from Sweden.

 

[robfromthedeep]

You are one lucky motherfucker

 

[ParsonsMatt]

I hate her music but I have a lot of respect for her.

She has killer hips too!

 

[narcossintese]

Isn´t she a dyke?

 

[JonWormwood]

I'd fuck her in the ass.

 

[JMarz]

Chick has some serious balls (no, really..) But naw, she's fugly as hell, 'cuter' doesn't apply to her whatsoever.

 

[[UEAK]Clowd]

I'd fuck her in the ass.

quoted for truth

 

[updog]

she's fugly as hell, 'cuter' doesn't apply to her whatsoever.

 

[~BURNY~]

 

[JayB]

haha that jim carrey gaga thing is awesome

 

[kaomao]

Lol at jim gaga