Last day on the job

[mindspell]

This is my last day after a loooong two weeks of knowing I was going to leave for a better paying, more challenging and overall better job and I have no idea what kind of prank I can pull on these guys as a parting gift.

Any suggestions?

 

[kleo706]

Being French.

 

[mindspell]

They all are french, well except one, so that doesn't help.

 

[The Dope]

That depends... more specifically, what do you do?

 

[mindspell]

I do remote monitoring on networks for illegal intrusions or miscelaneous bad digital behavior.

 

[The Dope]

So you're like an anti-hacker?

 

[mindspell]

Yep

 

[kleo706]

Then be English?

 

[The Dope]

Then I have no suggestions for pranks, as I know shit about computers beyond basic usage.

Throw a smoke bomb under the bathroom stall while one of them is using it. That's all I've got.

 

[kleo706]

eJACULATE ON THEIR KEYBOARDS THEN HIRE A 12 YEAR OLD TURKISH PROSTITUTE TO LICK IT UP

 

[FalseTodd]

My favorite computer prank a friend of mine pulled: put a 300MB or so .wav file on their machine and assign every system sound to it, then turn off/turn down the volume on their speakers, whatever.

 

[lizard]

find the burp.exe program (it's out there on the web) and install it on all managers' pcs. there's nothing more hilarious than a belching computer.

also, look for winporn.exe it sends buxom porn actresses, replete with moans of carnal pleasure, across the screen

 

[lizard]

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/funny.html

 

[minxnim]

dude put visine in the coffee of course

 

[xfer]

http://www.snopes.com/toxins/visine.asp

 

[xfer]

put visine in the poutine!

 

[minxnim]

hmm maybe you just need to put arsenic in it then?

 

[lizard]

arsenic wafers!