Lee!

Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral said:
+44 0 666 696969

Why did you give me a wrong number? Some weird Sir has picked up the phone and answered " I am not Lee, I am Hopkins and I am a gay. Do you need an escort or you are looking for a gay date? If so..." then I just put the receiver down... bad joke I have to say!
 
Sonm said:
Why did you give me a wrong number? Some weird Sir has picked up the phone and answered " I am not Lee, I am Hopkins and I am a gay. Do you need an escort or you are looking for a gay date? If so..." then I just put the receiver down... bad joke I have to say!

i really hope you're lying about actually calling it :tickled::tickled::tickled:

and so what, we all love the penis really, just most guys don't admit it! :wave:
 
We don't love IT. We own IT and thus have to deal with all troubles IT causes whether we want it or not. We just accept them. But because of those pale moments of happiness which occur from time to time we seem to be able to forgive IT any evil deed commited earlier... Well, you are right actualLEE... That's called love.
LOL
 
Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral said:
i certainly love my cock, it provided endless hours of fun, good for boxing day!

Endless hours of fun? U must be a ruthless DICKtator!!! Give it some rest, otherwise in future it will provide endless hours of sadness!!