lesbian people have breakfast really early in the morning

[Will Bozarth]

they munch rugs

disgust.

 

[MajestikMoose]

 

[neal]

hott

 

[deathstrike from hell]

scissor me timbers

 

[Metal head87]

The best job for a lesbian is a carpet cleaner.
A lesbian gardener is a bush whacker
If they become a poet, they can write dyku

 

[Anvil]

Q: How can you tell if lesbian carpenters built your house?
A: All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

 

[neal]

how many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?






two. one lesbian to screw in the light bulb, and one wee little lesbian to SUCK MY COCK

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Neal wins.

 

[Dead Winter]

Haha, I'm reminded of the scene in Borat when he's speaking to the feminists and he says to himself, "I had no idea what this old man was talking about..."

 

[Söy]

what if it's bare flooring?

 

[Metal head87]

Check out the pics from this Myspace account.
Yes, it is a fake profile obviously

 

[Lord Foul]

how many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?






two. one lesbian to screw in the light bulb, and one wee little lesbian to SUCK MY COCK

Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...FUCK!

 

[Söy]

great movie

 

[lad]

Check out the pics from this Myspace account.
Yes, it is a fake profile obviously

If only that was genuine, then I could say it's (probably) the saddest thing I've ever seen.

In other news, I don't like Nightwish, but their new singer is rather a MILF.

 

[neal]

Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...FUCK!

lord foul, you make me smile on a pretty regular basis. you are not just a gentleman and a scholar, but a philosopher and poet. truly a modern-day renaissance man.

 

[neal]

renaissance man.

 

[RedKef]

I don't like lesbians. The reason we have sexual organs and sexual activity is so that we can make children. I mean, what a waste of a good vagina.

 

[Metal head87]

I wouldn't really say anyone misses the cooches of 80% of lesbians

 

[Lord Foul]

As a heterosexual male, I have to say that bisexual chicks > lesbians.

 

[Captain Beard]

Because they'll bring their female friends along to share with you?