LETHAL ... you guys are either going to love me or really fucking hate me!!!

[lurch70]

EXCLUSIVE ....LETHAL MAKES THE PAGES OF BLABBERMOUTH !!!



I wrote up a "press release" this morning of Erik's departure from Lethal sent it in to Borivoj and he published it.

all hail the powers of the lurch !!!!
let the hate mail from Erik pour in :Spin:

but you really need to kiss my ass boys for the biggest publicity you ever got so far...

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=41230

LETHAL Part Ways With Guitarist, Seek Replacement - Sep. 4, 2005 Guitarist Erik has left Swedish thrash metallers LETHAL in order to pursue his higher studies in sound engineering. The band are currently seeking a replacement. A seven-inch single will soon be released on Final Punishment/Steelfire Invasion Records, to be followed by a full-length CD on Witches Brew Records. A sample track, "Cleansed by Flames", can be downloaded in MP3 format at this location. A video for the song "Fire Reigns the Sky" can be viewed here (.AVI file).

Signed your friend ... Lurch Simmons

 

[Erik]

dude

this is the most fucking hilarious thing ever

i don't have any fucking words

CHRIST

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha! *massive applause*

 

[lurch70]

bow down to me peasant ... and people are actually digging you guys!

PRESS RELEASE #2 ... ERIK moves back and rejoins Lethal!

 

[Erik]

I am hosting the video and MP3's on my friend's home computer... I sure hope it can handle this load

lurch this is the most hilarious thing you have EVER done

 

[lurch70]

foget hilarious ... this is good publicity for you boys.
I do work in marketing and advertising for a living afterall ... my suggestion is to post some comments after that article on BM ... this way you can get some foundation for the future, it will be easier to get Borivoj press releases later ... as he looks at if anyone posts after them.

I doubt that many people are hanging on BM this long weekend ... you will be fine on the server side of things.

 

[Erik]

ya thanks i guess

well there's just one thing i worry about, that someone at Metal Blade will read blabbermouth and say "hey they are infringing on the COPYRIGHTED BAND NAME OF LETHAL (US) LET'S SUE THEM" or something.. but fuck them, thrash metal terror

 

[Mormagil]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA 600STARS

 

[lurch70]

ya thanks i guess

well there's just one thing i worry about, that someone at Metal Blade will read blabbermouth and say "hey they are infringing on the COPYRIGHTED BAND NAME OF LETHAL (US) LET'S SUE THEM" or something.. but fuck them, thrash metal terror

you guys are in Sweden, they are not going to sue you ... fuck any publicity is good publicity ... let Metal Blade come after you ... worse things can happen

 

[Demonspell]

I knew it was pretty easy to send false information into Blabbermouth, but this still takes the proverbial cake...

 

[KILL TULLY]

I knew it was pretty easy to send false information into Blabbermouth, but this still takes the proverbial cake...

...its not false info.

 

[lurch70]

I knew it was pretty easy to send false information into Blabbermouth, but this still takes the proverbial cake...

Its not false information really. All there is true ... Borivoj, for all the slagging he takes has always promoted up and coming bands alongside the mainstream stuff. He actually does look into the links and info people send him.

 

[MFJ]

Jesus christ this rules. I should report some completely minor detail about Noltem and see what happens.

 

[circus_brimstone]

Jesus christ this rules. I should report some completely minor detail about Noltem and see what happens.

Something like:

Lone member of NOLTEM, Maxwell Johnson, throws in the towel. Changes mind three minutes later.

 

[circus_brimstone]

Or:

Max Johnson, founding member of the multi-million dollar outfit NOLTEM, first to unearth the key to good metal: non-boring bass lines.

 

[MFJ]

I'd actually like to officially say that our friend Mr. Erik will be doing all of the vocals on the EP... I personally am not at the vocal level that I'd like to be for this release, but be assured that I will probably return to the mic for the full-length.

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

I can't wait for the new Noltem, its going to be amazing!

 

[Hell Mike]

WOW HAHA BIGGEST FUCKING LOL. I wake up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep and Lurch has commited this act of hilarity: Danke!! Now back to being hungry and watching porn.

 

[MFJ]

I can't wait for the new Noltem, its going to be amazing!

Many thanks! This time I'm actually using good equipment and I'm working with people who actually know what they're doing... it should sound niiice.

 

[lurch70]

hehhe .. .most people made comments to that Lethal news bit then to some established bands news.

btw: revisiting that video of yours ... that shit kicks ass.